Two
Today Blurbomat is two. I’m a little preoccupied with the job and the home buying to get all mushy. Still. … Continue reading →
View ArticleSo Many Questions
There are a lot of questions being asked today. A lot. It’s a busy day. Of all the questions of … Continue reading →
View ArticleOscar™
This year, with the war and whatnot, the Oscars were, well, subdued. Except for the actors. They all seemed a … Continue reading →
View ArticleGOP Cowards
Last night, my lady went to dinner with some old friends. I was rocking it solo. I met a friend … Continue reading →
View ArticleMake it Stop
After marinating during wartime, I’ve determined: Liberals just lie there and take it, because Saddam is a bad guy. Apparently, … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe De-Bearding
When I lived in Utah pre-1998, I would grow out my beard for the winter months. It didn’t hurt that … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe Horror
I don’t even know where to begin. My body is making sounds I’ve never heard before, and it’s not gas. … Continue reading →
View ArticleNote to Professional Touring Acts
Unless you are terribly gifted in the comedic banter arena, shut up and play. p.s. Neko Case (you know you … Continue reading →
View Article$30 vs. $800
Is the $800 coffee machine really worth that much more? The coffee machine I have ($33). The coffee machine somebody … Continue reading →
View ArticleSkeleton
Since the late 80s, I’ve had a closet love of all things Prefab Sprout. I would only reveal my secret … Continue reading →
View ArticlePants Questions
How low are the pants going to go? Can they ever go too low? Should they go lower? Are gynecologists … Continue reading →
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